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What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? Cold cream.

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!”.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold hard cash.

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman? Brrrr – itos.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!.

What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing.

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town? He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!.

What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”.

If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows.

What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? The police combed the area.

Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake - and kept popping out of bed all night!.

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze.

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!.What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!.What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!.What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Can you smell carrot?”.

Looking for even more winter-themed fun? We have winter riddles, Christmas jokes, Hanukkah jokes, and even some dirty Christmas jokes for you to share with your partner and friends. We want to keep you and your family warm with laughter, which is why we rounded up the best jokes about snow, snowmen, and winter that are guaranteed to make the most out of the winter blues for kids and parents alike. For some of you, your little ones may have been inside with you since March, but that doesn’t mean you can’t spice things up with some snow-themed humor. While the chill of the winter season might not seem funny, finding an activity for your cooped-up kids LOL can make the dark days seem brighter. RELATED: 100+ Super Clean, Super Funny Jokes For The Whole Fam-Bam And apart from the holidays, there aren’t many sweet things said about this season. We know, winter is by far one of the more serious and gloomier times of the year, compared to the whimsical nature of summer and spring. Who better to bring out that joy than snowmen, winter filled movies, and the other brisk benefits of the chilly season. RELATED: 100+ Nature Jokes That Will Put A Tree-mendous Smile On Your Face Your kids will especially love them and we all know nothing makes the day better than the sound of giggles. These snow and winter-centered jokes are the perfect way to take the nip off a blustery day. And when the rush and merriment of the holiday season is gone, you’re just left feeling cold… and tired. Everything is freezing outside which means everything takes more effort.